The Doctor Is Sin

I knew this girl who thought her psychiatrist was hot for her. She was convinced he was ready to leave his wife (a doctor too) so that he could run away with her. Well, he never said anything or did anything overtly to indicate that he was ready to start fucking in the backseat of the Crazymobile, but she just KNEW he was. Still, she would drive past his house at night and imagine that "they" lived there, and that she was the new Mrs Doctor K.

Anyways, it got to the point that she'd go to her weekly sessions with him and get all damp in the pants, then rush home and ask some guy on the internet to call her on the phone and pretend to be Doctor K., and say dirty shit to her while she stabbed her gash.

After months of the doctor never making the big move, she turned him in for being inappropriate with her. Rejection is just as blind as love...