The Doctor Is Sin
I knew this girl who thought her psychiatrist was hot for her. She was convinced he was ready to leave his wife (a doctor too) so that he could run away with her. Well, he never said anything or did anything overtly to indicate that he was ready to start fucking in the backseat of the Crazymobile, but she just KNEW he was. Still, she would drive past his house at night and imagine that "they" lived there, and that she was the new Mrs Doctor K.
Anyways, it got to the point that she'd go to her weekly sessions with him and get all damp in the pants, then rush home and ask some guy on the internet to call her on the phone and pretend to be Doctor K., and say dirty shit to her while she stabbed her gash.
After months of the doctor never making the big move, she turned him in for being inappropriate with her. Rejection is just as blind as love...
posted by Lou Reed's Sister @ 1:17 PM
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Stories like these make me all that much happier to be over 40.
If only not to hear the crazy stories from fellow young women...
My ass is killing me.
I think Carl Jung would call that a "transference."
Anyway, from what little I know about female psychology, if the doctor had been batshit enough to leave his wife for her, she would have lost interest in less than a year.
Zen: Yeah, probably would've left in a big yellow taxi.
So what does it mean if a female therapist tells a male client that Carl pronounced it "Hung"?
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Verrrrrrrry interesting...
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